Why Am I Like This: 31 Relatable Posts About Not Being a Fully-Functional Member of Society

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John Summers • Contributor
Nov 3, 2024 10:00 PM EST

Here is my theory: right before I was born, there was a meeting of my entire generation where the creator of the universe sat everyone down and explained in very simple terms how to manage your life. I have no idea what I was doing at the time, but I know I missed that meeting. Everyone got the illustrated guide filled with pro-tips about how to manage life, and I was probably off somewhere (along with some of you guys) doing something less constructive.

And now I'm just going along day by day, trying to fake being a fully functioning member of society, while in reality, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Anyway, if someone out there wants to maybe send me a PDF of that guide you got, I will happily accept it but then will probably forget to read it or somehow get locked out of my mailbox and forever stay in this state of dysfunction.

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  • 01
    Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 02
    *me *self-destructive lifestyle
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 03
    MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau Making new friends as an adult is hard because the people I'd get along best with are the ones that also don't want to leave their house.
    via @TheAndrewNadeau
  • 04
    justin @farrington how rude of you not to invite me to something i didnt want to go to
    via @farrington
  • 05
    Me at 4am trying to plan my whole future out.
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 06
    Dr. Jessie Stern @JessAStern Can we talk about the simultaneous desire to feel connected to people but also to be left the hell alone? Is there a word for this feeling?
    via @JessAStern
  • 07
    After everyone leaves the house and I stay Finally, inner peace.
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 08
    Me complaining about how unfulfilling my life is Me not changing anything about my life and doing the same things over and over
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 09
    < ololololo Trolololololol > i am on my way what should i bring I am not comming A good mood Delivered
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 10
    me giving mental health advice my mental health
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 11
    When I put the music on to clean the house then i forget to clean the house
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 12
    Andy Richter @AndyRichter HUMANS: If I approach and initiate a conversation with your dog there is no need for you to involve yourself. If I wanted to talk to you, I would.
    via @AndyRichter
  • 13
    Caroline SAMPSON @caroline4real Money aside, what do you need right now? Lo Candice Wenu ... @Candee_Leigh The money you just put aside
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 14
    me: I'll take a short nap also me after 4 hours:
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 15
    Love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment осп
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 16
    me imagining myself rich, famous and successful after i studied for 5 minutes
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 17
    "Any plans for the weekend?" Me: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 18
    Me: I hate myself / Also me:
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 19
    My therapist: Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Me: +- +
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 20
    on instagram vs in person
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 21
    when my family asks me about my love life BBC NEWS 24 11:32 HEADLINES THERE IS NO NEWS
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 22
    I hate when I check my transaction history & it all adds up like damn no one stole from me 0
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 23
    Me: "I need to be more social" Also me in any social situation:
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 24
    when you meet someone who you know but you aren't close enough to say hello and you are both like
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 25
    "You saw me and didn't say hi" Me: Ogirlzzzclub
    via @introvertedmebook, Ogirlzzzclub
  • 26
    amra @amrarahmanix Do you ever be extra boring purposely so people will leave you alone? L
    via @amrarahmanix
  • 27
    nesrin danan @blackprints yall ever wonder what life would be like if u didnt overthink everything? i think about it all the time
    via @blackprints
  • 28
    Friend: "You see! Aren't you glad you decided to come out with us and not stay home in bed binge watching Netflix!" Me:
    via @introvertedmebook
  • 29
    Shafeeq @Y2SHAF why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one
    via @Y2SHAF
  • 30
    Pre K @stayfrea_ I called the cops on my own party one time. because I was ready to go to bed.
    via @stayfrea_
  • 31
    I AM A PERSON WHO WANTS TO DO A LOT OF THINGS TRAPPED IN A BODY OF A PERSON WHO WANTS TO SLEEP A LOT
    via @introvertedmebook

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